Answer:
What scientists might call your pooch.
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
What jumps when it walks & sits when it stand?
What goes zub zub zub
I am the only animal to have the same Latin and common name.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?