Answer:
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
Why is everyone tired on the first of April?
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?