Answer:
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
Belong to you but other use it more than you
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
Iām hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iām passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.