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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
What was was, before was was was?
What can you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.