Answer:
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
If you take away one hand Some will remain. What Am I?
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
I'm the source of all emotion but I'm caged in a white prison.