Answer:
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
According to the music industry, you can count on a midnight train and the devil to turn up here.
What has thirteen hearts But no body or soul?
I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops.
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?