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Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
You get many of me, but never enough. After the last one, your life soon will snuff. You may have one of me but one day a year, When the last one is gone, your life disappears.
Has feathers but can't fly. Rests on legs but can't walk.
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
Five men were eating apples, A finished before B, but behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order?
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?