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You use a knife to slice my head. And weep beside me when I am dead.
Where humans breath liquid?
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
What is long and slim, works in light. Has but one eye, and an awful bite?
Being able to interpret the letters on this screen proves that you have this quality.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?