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Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?
A claustrophobic person gets on a train. The train enters a tunnel just as it is leaving the station. Where is the best place for him to sit?
Mary gets in the shower, but surprisingly her hair is not wet when she gets out. How is this possible?
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?
The 8 of us go forth and not back to protect our king from a foe's attack. What am I?