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He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 3 legs in the night?
Come up and let us go. Go down and here we stay.
The more of it there is, the less you see.
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.