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Who has married many women but never has been married who is he
I have a tongue, but do not talk. I follow close, but neither run nor walk. Coupled and hitched, but never married. You couldn't bear the load I've carried.
Both punishment and sweet reward, It will befall both fool and lord. It is a spiritual scoreboard, Your every deed it does record.
I am whole but incomplete. I have no eyes, yet I see. You can see, and see right through me. My largest part is one fourth of what I once was.
In your fire you hear me scream, creaking and whining, yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?