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Round as a button, deep as a well. If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail.
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute. For my face is yellow my hair is white and my body is green.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken.
So cold, damp and dark this place. To stay you would refrain, yet those who occupy this place do never complain.
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail