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I have legs but seldom walkอพ I backbite many but never talkอพ I seek places that can hide me because those that feed me cannot abide me
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am. Yet vermin frightens me.
In the fields a frightful thing. Watch it and you will find, it has a pitchfork in the front, and a broom back behind.
The ones in the sea are prickly, but the ones on the street might pickpocket you.
What is always coming but never arrives?