Answer:
What screams when put in a pot of boiling water?
Stealthy as a shadow in the dead of night, cunning but affectionate if given a bite. Never owned but often loved. At my sport considered cruel, but that's because you never know me at all.
He's big, old and fluffy, And looking rather scruffy. He always needs a shave. It's best to just avoid him, And leave him in his cave
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
It is probably the most laidΒ-back member of the animal kingdom.
What is it that makes tears without sorrow. And takes its journey to heaven?