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It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
I come in many colors, some are blue and white. While some people annoy me, I am not much for the fight. I live where people rarely tread, but you will find me close to bed. What am I?
Looks like a hippo crossed with a unicorn.
What can provide food before it is alive, while it is alive and after it's dead?
What lives where it cannot breathe and has a hole in its back
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light. Grown in the darkness, a lady's delight. What am I?