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I have a pouch like a kangaroo but I live in trees and eat eucalyptus leaves. What am I?
It is a big and bulky mammal, And has a trunk just like a tree. Will store water in its nose, Which is long and like a hose.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What screams when put in a pot of boiling water?
Black and scary, small and hairy. In the night you hear it preach, Through its noisy high pitched screech.
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?