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What has a face, and a tail, but no body?
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
The more I lie, the more people trust me. Who am I?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.