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What is an army man's favorite month?
A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
Some months have 31 day some month 30 day what month have 28 day
Gahi kung mangisog, humok kung kalma.
This both describes gorgeous woman and an excellent punch.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?