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How do you drown a hipster?
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
What kind of shoes can you make out of banana peels?
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them, And the mouth tastes them. What are they?