How can you throw a ball 20 meters, and have it come back to you without hitting anything?
Throw it straight up.
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it's 'Gone'.
A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel. How did he find it?
Probably a map, it is between England and France.
A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime. How did he manage this?
If he is paying $9500 he wouldn't use any dimes to pay for it.
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
Penguins live in the Antarctic (south), not the Arctic (north)
Mary gets in the shower, but surprisingly her hair is not wet when she gets out. How is this possible?
She didn't turn the water on!
A young woman is attending her mother's funeral. While there, she meets a man she has never seen before and falls in love immediately. After the funeral she tries to find him but cannot. Several days later she kills her sister. Why?
She killed her sister in hopes that the man would be at the funeral. Some people say this riddle is a test of a psychopath. If you answer it correctly, you could be one.
When is homework not homework?
When it's turned into the teacher.
Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?