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I have two coins, one is marked George I and one is marked George IV. One is genuine but one is a forgery. Which is the forgery?
If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?
What can I not be tomorrow?
You are participating in the swimming finals at the Olympics. In the final few seconds of the race you narrowly pass the swimmer who was in third place. What place did you get?
A grandmother, two mothers and two daughters went shopping together and everyone bought one purse each. How many purses did they bring home all together?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?