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How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
It's got twists and turns, but has no curves. Twist it to fix it, turn it to ruin it. What is it?
If you happen to wear one of these warm garments around, you might get doused in red paint.
A time when they're green. A time when they're brown. But both of these times, cause me to frown. But just in between, for a very short while. They're perfect and yellow. And cause me to smile.
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail
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What am I?