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John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
White fat and fluffy, May even look like a puppy. Seems heavy but is light, Floats about without a worry, But if it turns dark you have to hurry!
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.
It stands upright and can be quite grand. Its secret is not hidden but right at hand. What is it?
If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.
Sometimes I am white, sometimes I am dark. Most people love me. What am I?