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Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
What is weightless but it needs two person to hold it?
Has feathers but can't fly. Rests on legs but can't walk.
The man who made it didn't need it. The man who bought it didn't use it. The man who used it didn't want it.
I have split the one into five. I am the circle that few will spy. I am the path that breaks and gives. I am the bow no man may bend.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?