Answer:
He stands beside the road. In a purple cap at tattered green cloak. Those who touch him, curse him.
What can be swallowed, But can also swallow you?
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, βI will have H2O too.β The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
Hoofed frolicking.
When can someone truthfully tell someone βwell doneβ but think they did a bad job?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?