Answer:
What bear has no ear?
What's at the head of an elephant and at the tail of a squirrel?
They're big and blue, and larger than seas
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
One time every year, there is a very special day. Little have the same, everyone party a different way.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?