Answer:
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and?
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
What word has three syllables and twenty six letters?
Feared on the playground, he steals your lunch money and distributes wedgies
This could make wooden boy's noses grow.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?