4 rubber ducks were floating in the bathtub, 2 floated away and 2 drowned. How many ducks are still alive?
Zero, because rubber ducks aren’t alive and cannot drown
I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.
You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
You are the drive, so the answer is your eyes color