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As round as an apple. As deep as a cup. All the king's horses can't pull it up.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Has feathers but can't fly. Rests on legs but can't walk.
A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the boarders, then throw away me.
Mobsters judge the quality of a vehicle by the size of this
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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What am I?