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I stink up your breath and fights evil vampires
Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I wiggle and cannot see; sometimes underground and sometimes on a tree. I really don't want to be on a hook and I become a person when combined with “book”.
I live off of a busy street if you want you can stay for an hour or two but if you don't pay rent I'll tell on you.
What can you catch but not throw?
The negative hero in each story