Answer:
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
I make things short but I am pretty long myself
Roast, boast, coast, post. What do you put in a toaster?
I can bring tears to your eyes; resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. I form in an instant, but I last a life time. What am I?
I say everything I hear to others around. Iām not an animal nor part of the human race. I will immediately repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place.
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.
What am I?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic