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I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one. I'm not a number. What am I?
I invade your home once a yearโฆbut only if youโve been good.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bike, and a well-dressed man on a unicycle?
I am the home for feathery animals.
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.