Answer:
What is often returned, but never borrowed/
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Weight in my belly, Trees on my back, I travel fast in my place, but feet is a feature I lack
It has no top or bottom, but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time.
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?