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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 3 legs in the night?
What is red and nailed to a wall?
What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
With head without hair. With mouth without tooth.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What do angels sing in the shower?