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I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand. I have a long neck, but no head. I cannot see, and I'm neat and tidy, as can be. What am I?
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
I begin and have no end and I end all that begins. What am I?
I am easy to see, but no one likes looking at me. Without me, there would be no you. What am I?
What is seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.