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Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
I contain five little items of an everyday sort. You can find all five in a tennis court.
If you have me you want to share me. Once you share me you won’t have me.
You hear me speak, for I have a hard tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have not a lung. What am I?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What am I?
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