Answer:
I am a million people’s wakeup call
What gets sharper the more you use it?
I start new then become old. Start clean but be one dirty. I usually start big then become little.
Men seize me from my home tear apart my flesh drink the sweet blood then cast my skin aside.
I can sizzle like bacon. I am made from an egg. I have plenty of backbone but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions but still remain whole. I can be long like a flagpole yet fit in a hole.
I flow from the Homer’s mouth when he sees doughnuts.
What am I?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic