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Tear one off and scratch my head what was red is black instead. What is it?
Searing 'cross the pitch-black skies I scream in celebration Yet moments later my outburst through I am naught but imagination.
I am owned by every man though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
I have a strong affection for belly buttons.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
What am I?
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