Answer:
A colourful bird that talks
Tall when seated, short when standing.
What has a brown coat, a long tail, and lives in house or shed but most active while you're in bed?
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
A warrior amongs the flowers, He bears a thrusting sword. Able and ready to use, To guard his golden hoard.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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