Answer:
What bird is always unhappy?
It is probably the most laidΒ-back member of the animal kingdom.
What can honk without a horn?
I'm not a pet with long floppy ears I just share their name when a ship disappears. What am I?
In the fields a frightful thing. Watch it and you will find, it has a pitchfork in the front, and a broom back behind.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?