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He's big, old and fluffy, And looking rather scruffy. He always needs a shave. It's best to just avoid him, And leave him in his cave
What animal always goes to sleep with his shoes on?
According to the ads, this is the favorite beverage of friendly polar bears.
What is that which, while it lives, constantly changes its habit, that is buried before it is dead, and whose tomb is valued wherever it is found?
It can be white or blue or black, Humped or have a horn. And when it talks it sings its menuets, as it's travelling the depths.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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