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What bird is always unhappy?
What is it that has a power socket on one end and a corkscrew on the other?
Black and scary, small and hairy. In the night you hear it preach, Through its noisy high pitched screech.
What side of a cat has the most fur?
This small creature kills even the largest one.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?