Answer:
The weapon of choice to create the biggest shock.
Long legs, crooked thighs, little head, and no eyes.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
A box without hinges, lock or key, yet golden treasure lies within.
Who is he that runs without a leg. And his house on his back?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?