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Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays. How could this be?
What does everyone know how to open but not how to close?
I went to the woods and got it, when i got it didn’t want it, looked for it, couldn’t find it so I took it home.
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What is it?
Describes universities like Harvard and can be poisonous.
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?