Answer:
I have legs but walk not, a strong back but work not. Two good arms but reach not. A seat but sit and tarry not.
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
The weapon of choice to create the biggest shock.
Inside a great blue castle lives a shy young maid. She blushes in the morning and comes not out at night.
What is never used unless it's in a tight place?
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?