Answer:
The strangest creature you'll ever find has two eyes in front and a hundred behind.
Autumn leaves and bad bowlers wreak havoc on this
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?
You seek it out, when your hunger is ripe. It sits on four legs, and smokes a pipe.
What can be underwater, under fire, on fire and taking water all at the same time?
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?