Answer:
Plant whose name sounds like a dish full of dairy spread.
I am the greatest teacher out of them all, but alas in the end I kill my pupils.
Who has married many women but never has been married who is he
What goes up but never comes down?
A hole in a pole, though I fill a hole in white. I'm used more by the day, and less by the night.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?