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I follow the orders of only two. I respect the work of only two. I am in constant battles with many, Though one surpassed them all. With forces joined, We created hell, Until our mutual enemy fell. Who am I?
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Although my cow is dead, I still beat her. What a racket she makes!
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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