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Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
With head without hair. With mouth without tooth.
A man went to the hardware store to buy items for his house. 1 would cost $.25. 12 would cost $.50. 122 would cost $.75. When he left the store he had spent $.75, what did he buy?
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You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.
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