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A beggar's brother went out to sea and drowned. But the man who drowned had no brother. Who was the beggar to the man who drowned?
It is a path of cow juice spread across the sky but cannot be seen by the naked eye
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait. With piercing force it doles out fate, over bloodless victims proclaiming its might. Eternally joining in a single bite.
Has no feet, but travels far. Is literate, but not a scholar. Has no mouth, yet clearly speaks.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?