Answer:
It is the electronic version of junk mail or a salty meat in a can.
I crawl on the earth. And rise on a pillar.
A precious fluid, thicker than water.
I love to dance and twist and prance. I shake my tail, as away I sail. Wingless I fly into the sky.
What month of the year has 28 days?
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail