Answer:
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
If you spot one of these eastern warriors, they're not doing their job right.
I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me. Lower light I never see.
We are all around, yet to us you are half blind. Sunlight makes us invisible, and difficult to find
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
I touch the Earth, I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you’ll likely die. What am I?