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I stink up your breath and fights evil vampires
I am so delicious that I require a house to contain me.
You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board I'm often described like a mop.
I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes
I am lighter than the material I am made of. You see parts of me but more of me is hidden underneath.
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?