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I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher, more wrinkles crawl on to the face. What am I?
I am a kind of coat that can only be put on when wet.
I am the kind of an ant that's good at math. What am I?
To cross the water, I'm the way. For water I'm above, I touch it not and truth to say, I neither swim nor move. What am I?
What bone has a sense of humor?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?